"The vice says, 'Hey, baby, it's all good!'"

"Ah hah! I now have an idol!"

"Yo-ho, let's be greedy!"

"He's goin' extracurricular with that magazine, there."

"It's like, 'Hey, how you doin'?' and 'Hey, how YOU doin'?' and then it's BANG!"

"Cool! An El Camino! [cue porn soundtrack]"

"Woo hoo! You might have syphilis too!"
[webmaster's note: Hey! And it even rhymes! I see a future rock hit coming from this one...]

"Sounds like circus acrobats in love."

"Pimpy is in the house!"

Sorry 'bout the late post. In other news, I won't have any classes with Wyma next semester, so if you or anybody you know does, and would like to do weekly updates, e-mail me at "hektor_victorious@hotmail.com.

"Yes, I want to be pawed by drunken frat-boys."

"I may even throw up before I go!"

"I, too could kill a great composer."

"In the fastfood restaurant of life, I got a medium when I ordered a large."

"I am Goofy's funky cousin, Pimpy."

"In the end, the only thing I could think of that I had better was that my wife's name wasn't Misty

A light post today.
"By golly, I'm gonna' go out and do some evil!"

"Hey, look up! Here's you guilty conscience!"

"Can there be anything sadder than a lapsed satanist?"

"I too have a thermostat, but I don't think of myself as a god because of it."

"Wouldn't it be cool if I were God?"

"My life would be so much easier if it weren't for you freakin' students!"

From today and yesterday in The Vices:

"Chicks love guys who can kill things."

"I thought you were trying to make a point ther, but then I realized you're just a woman, so I can safely ignore you."

"When the secretary shows up, it usually means your whole family is dead!"

Quoteses, I have, yessss....

"Well, I guess that Joe's a baby-killer."

"I see we have a bunch of science majors here to make sure that their souls don't entirely corrode and rot away."

"Latin club was actually really cool!"

"When middle-aged white guys are up there trying to tell you they're cronk, why, that's just whack!"

"If you can smoke while doing it, it's a fine sport."

"Nothing wrong with our cows. I feel FINE! [making 'mad cow' face]"

"I want to get high."

"You just want to get high...BECAUSE IT'S SO FREAKIN' FUN!!!"

"Gosh, I'm feeling lecherous right now, so I think I'm going to go commit adultery."