"You light the fuse and say: OH BOY! Fun times are coming!"

"Some people have funk. Some people don't. As it happens, I do."

"I said to myself, ‘dang it!’ I have a PHD in philosophy; I will not be moved by a Brittany Spears song." [On the song Lucky]

“There is music to study to, music to dance to, music to smoke joints to…” [On Plato and Censorship]

"I had a Socrates sweatshirt, too. Its sort of like wearing your team gear as a philosopher."

"She's just hoping that he will run out and pee on his burning car."

"We have to accomplish some philosophical purpose out of this highly entertaining story."

"We fight in our own way; we use sarcasm." [on the Friesian Liberation Front]

"You have distracted me in getting my Friesian pride up."

"Oh no! I've lost my peppermint patty."

"The sadness you feel when your beloved runs off with a hollywood celebrity would be considered a distinct impression." [on Hume]

Ethics Bowl Fun:

"Something's wrong with my car. Good thing I'm wearing my suit."

I have slacked and I am sorry. I will be updating at least weekly this wonderful tribute to our beloved Wyma. Don't worry. Here is the major quotes from this semester thus far:

9/13
"You don't want to antagonize somebody who has the power to perform a cavity search." [on airport security]

"He loves puppies, but every now and then He likes to make pomeranian smoothies."

"There is a good probability that she will have cold cereal for breakfast, and a low probability that she will scrape something off the road and cook it up." [on Open Theism and God's guessing ability]

9/15
"If I hear any of them again, i'll want to rip my ears off with a claw hammer." [about falsetto singers today]

"He's a divine command theorist, but other than that, a decent guy."

9/22
"That's not actually a word, I just made it up because I can."

"Don't mind me for hitting you once or twice while i'm taking your money."

"No, you'll probably die on a toilet; they'll find you later naked and stinky."

"They're enjoying the fine, fine smack they just purchased while they lie in their own urine."

"Being courageous is a good way to get dead." [on Aristotle]

"Give me that waterhose, i don't care if its been sitting in manuer." [on being thirsty and desperate]

Random Semester Quotes:
"We get to talk about Kant today! YAY!"

"I don't know... he's a defective man." [on Dr. Forrest E. Baird]

"Suppose Michael Carlson puts up a sign that says 'man thong party' and maybe they'll sit around and watch Abercrombie and Fitch commercials." [Wyma's idea of what happened while Michael Carlson was an RA]

"What happens in Uganda stays in Uganda."

"Happiness doesn't lie with Lindsay Lohan, but with Hillary Duff."

"There's a machine/device that would replace autonomy, and there's more interest on this than just the theology department... they're not that big on freedom there."

"Its Mill. No 's'. Keep that in mind; it hurts my sanity."

10/9
"It's like crap in your cookies. Even if there's a little bit, you don't want to eat any of those cookies."

11/6
"I have a fear of nuns, that I wouldn't admit to, but which drives all my physical actions." [on the mind/body problem]
11/8
"I hate Utilitarianism. I'm glad to see them die."