Thursday, May 22, 2003
Well, my friends (and friends of Keith), it has been a wonderful year, and all have had fun. As you might have surmised, now that school is out, there probably won't be any new updates until the fall. At this point, I will be taking Contemptible from Keith, and TA-ing Ethics. This means that we should be able to get some fresh material. Well, have a wonderful summer everybody and God bless.
Friday, May 09, 2003
Keith was sleep-deprived today, so that means that the quotes were flyin'.
"Trefts in the Hoooouuuusssse!"
"Ben, it's called Ritalin."
"That's right, Bill. If you're looking for a good time, I'm your guy."
"We should all live with monkeys and serve Will."
editorial comment: Now that's the best idea I've ever heard!
"Trefts in the Hoooouuuusssse!"
"Ben, it's called Ritalin."
"That's right, Bill. If you're looking for a good time, I'm your guy."
"We should all live with monkeys and serve Will."
editorial comment: Now that's the best idea I've ever heard!
Saturday, May 03, 2003
It's been a while, but I'm back, and boy do I have a wealth of quotes now. Woo hoo!
"Music to kidnap young women by."
~Wyma's thoughts on the molester-stache sported by a student.
"I'll be back after I'm doped up."
"Phantom limb is such a bitch."
"It does please me to imagine you in agony."
~Wyma on grading papers
"Ha ha! I lifted the table! Worship me!"
"California is going to Hell."
*webmaster's note: Here here!
"You don't have to be a post-modernist to be a scumbag, but it helps."
"So this is where the apostle Paul was smoking dope."
"I love it when material science beats on atheists."
"We have inter-species relations with 5'2" blonde white women."
"It started out Little House in the Big Woods and then they cleared them out so it became Little House on the Praerie. Laura Ingalls Wilder has a bumper sticker that says 'Clear Cut!'"
"Idiocy contains its own safety net."
"I'M the shizzle."
~Keith, Live from Missoula, Montana at the 1st annual Inland Northwest Regional Ethics Bowl
"It is one of my life's goals to be assassinated."
"I see myselfas a Socratic midwife...Rebecca here just needs a Caesarian."
"The woman gets bored...There were a lot of drills around the house."
~Keith, on the way in which the wife of a gay man gets pregnant.
"He was a Lutheran. There was no sex."
"Know the GUI. Trust the GUI. Love the GUI."
~Kant's motto, V. 2.0.0.3
"Music to kidnap young women by."
~Wyma's thoughts on the molester-stache sported by a student.
"I'll be back after I'm doped up."
"Phantom limb is such a bitch."
"It does please me to imagine you in agony."
~Wyma on grading papers
"Ha ha! I lifted the table! Worship me!"
"California is going to Hell."
*webmaster's note: Here here!
"You don't have to be a post-modernist to be a scumbag, but it helps."
"So this is where the apostle Paul was smoking dope."
"I love it when material science beats on atheists."
"We have inter-species relations with 5'2" blonde white women."
"It started out Little House in the Big Woods and then they cleared them out so it became Little House on the Praerie. Laura Ingalls Wilder has a bumper sticker that says 'Clear Cut!'"
"Idiocy contains its own safety net."
"I'M the shizzle."
~Keith, Live from Missoula, Montana at the 1st annual Inland Northwest Regional Ethics Bowl
"It is one of my life's goals to be assassinated."
"I see myselfas a Socratic midwife...Rebecca here just needs a Caesarian."
"The woman gets bored...There were a lot of drills around the house."
~Keith, on the way in which the wife of a gay man gets pregnant.
"He was a Lutheran. There was no sex."
"Know the GUI. Trust the GUI. Love the GUI."
~Kant's motto, V. 2.0.0.3
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