"We fight in our own way; we use sarcasm." [on the Friesian Liberation Front]
"You have distracted me in getting my Friesian pride up."
"Oh no! I've lost my peppermint patty."
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Monday, November 20, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
I have slacked and I am sorry. I will be updating at least weekly this wonderful tribute to our beloved Wyma. Don't worry. Here is the major quotes from this semester thus far:
9/13
"You don't want to antagonize somebody who has the power to perform a cavity search." [on airport security]
"He loves puppies, but every now and then He likes to make pomeranian smoothies."
"There is a good probability that she will have cold cereal for breakfast, and a low probability that she will scrape something off the road and cook it up." [on Open Theism and God's guessing ability]
9/15
"If I hear any of them again, i'll want to rip my ears off with a claw hammer." [about falsetto singers today]
"He's a divine command theorist, but other than that, a decent guy."
9/22
"That's not actually a word, I just made it up because I can."
"Don't mind me for hitting you once or twice while i'm taking your money."
"No, you'll probably die on a toilet; they'll find you later naked and stinky."
"They're enjoying the fine, fine smack they just purchased while they lie in their own urine."
"Being courageous is a good way to get dead." [on Aristotle]
"Give me that waterhose, i don't care if its been sitting in manuer." [on being thirsty and desperate]
Random Semester Quotes:
"We get to talk about Kant today! YAY!"
"I don't know... he's a defective man." [on Dr. Forrest E. Baird]
"Suppose Michael Carlson puts up a sign that says 'man thong party' and maybe they'll sit around and watch Abercrombie and Fitch commercials." [Wyma's idea of what happened while Michael Carlson was an RA]
"What happens in Uganda stays in Uganda."
"Happiness doesn't lie with Lindsay Lohan, but with Hillary Duff."
"There's a machine/device that would replace autonomy, and there's more interest on this than just the theology department... they're not that big on freedom there."
"Its Mill. No 's'. Keep that in mind; it hurts my sanity."
10/9
"It's like crap in your cookies. Even if there's a little bit, you don't want to eat any of those cookies."
11/6
"I have a fear of nuns, that I wouldn't admit to, but which drives all my physical actions." [on the mind/body problem]
11/8
"I hate Utilitarianism. I'm glad to see them die."
9/13
"You don't want to antagonize somebody who has the power to perform a cavity search." [on airport security]
"He loves puppies, but every now and then He likes to make pomeranian smoothies."
"There is a good probability that she will have cold cereal for breakfast, and a low probability that she will scrape something off the road and cook it up." [on Open Theism and God's guessing ability]
9/15
"If I hear any of them again, i'll want to rip my ears off with a claw hammer." [about falsetto singers today]
"He's a divine command theorist, but other than that, a decent guy."
9/22
"That's not actually a word, I just made it up because I can."
"Don't mind me for hitting you once or twice while i'm taking your money."
"No, you'll probably die on a toilet; they'll find you later naked and stinky."
"They're enjoying the fine, fine smack they just purchased while they lie in their own urine."
"Being courageous is a good way to get dead." [on Aristotle]
"Give me that waterhose, i don't care if its been sitting in manuer." [on being thirsty and desperate]
Random Semester Quotes:
"We get to talk about Kant today! YAY!"
"I don't know... he's a defective man." [on Dr. Forrest E. Baird]
"Suppose Michael Carlson puts up a sign that says 'man thong party' and maybe they'll sit around and watch Abercrombie and Fitch commercials." [Wyma's idea of what happened while Michael Carlson was an RA]
"What happens in Uganda stays in Uganda."
"Happiness doesn't lie with Lindsay Lohan, but with Hillary Duff."
"There's a machine/device that would replace autonomy, and there's more interest on this than just the theology department... they're not that big on freedom there."
"Its Mill. No 's'. Keep that in mind; it hurts my sanity."
10/9
"It's like crap in your cookies. Even if there's a little bit, you don't want to eat any of those cookies."
11/6
"I have a fear of nuns, that I wouldn't admit to, but which drives all my physical actions." [on the mind/body problem]
11/8
"I hate Utilitarianism. I'm glad to see them die."
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