"I think if we lopped off Will's arms and legs with a chainsaw, he'd be spending the weekend with Jesus."

"Don't wear your 'I'm going to Heaven, and you're going to Hell' T-shirts."

"This proves there are worse things than German philosophy, like German theology."

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"It's okay. We already know you're going to Hell."

"...She derives pleasure in one activity alone - namely, running puppies over with a lawnmower."

"May I sweat?"

"I've never seen so many Devans in my life. It's a swarm, a pestilence."

"You may think utilitarianism is true, in which case, I'll just pray for your soul."

"...Ben, the junkie-satanist-alcoholic."

"Anytime you see wisdom or spiritual enlightenment for sale, don't buy it."

"Weightlifting is desirable only in the consequences, but then again, there are just some sick people who actually enjoy the activity."

"You may think my limbs are all whithered, but that's just the way they are naturally."

"Will kinda' scared us all...He could have been me at that age."

"Eventually, you crash and go to sleep and we slit your throat."

"I hope there are no New Agers in here. I think the New Age is stupid."

"They should make a reality TV series about her [Lil' Kim] called 'When Garden Gnomes Attack.'"

"I just count 'em from when they spank me."

Day 2:
"When I was a child, I rolled tires off the Grand Canyon...Not very environmentally sound, but quite spectacular."

"I understand that [Carolina] is a part of the United States, though I guess people don't go there very often."

Greetings, this is the first post at The Life of Wyma, your source for the quotes of Keith Wyma, one of the coolest philosophy profs. on the planet! (Author's note: These quotes are taken from class lectures in his course on Ethics at Whitworth College.)

Day 1:
"Woo hoo! I'm goin' to the surgeon, and I feel fine!"

"Inanimate objects thwart me."

"We have to find out if the people sitting next to us are, in fact, decent people, and not eating babies in their spare time."

"...The bustling metropolis of Puyallup."