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"Gosh, should I put the knife in my chest, or not? I don't know what will happen."

"Presumably there isn't a real person named Mario who had to jump off a cliff for my entertainment."

"Singer's not evil--he's just a philosopher. [pause] It's okay to laugh. That was a joke."

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"Wouldn't it be great if you could re-grow your limbs and such? Kids games would be so much different. It'd be like, 'Ha ha, Corey! I got your leg!'"

Howdy folks! Sorry for the long tardiness of this post. It's the eagerly awaited, long-anticipated return of Life of Wyma! And, let me tell you, I've got a bevvy of 'em.

"I'm going through puberty...which will come as quite a surprise to my kids."

"This is the kind of proof that Pythagoras would have sold his own mother for."

"Puppies? Where's my blender?"

"We can live in a cabin in Montana if we want to, by golly, and make our own waffles out of tree bark!"

"God should have known better than to make Wyma!"

"I want my heavenly cookies!"

"And who doesn't want to kill their neighbors and their cat?"

"Marx comma Karl is in the diabolical command camp, where he's currently experiencing the summer conditions."

"Wow! The image of me naked even scared ME!"

"The Dennis Rodman quartet? I'd pay money for that!"

"People may desire Pauly Shore, but its clear that that isn't healthy."