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"Gosh, should I put the knife in my chest, or not? I don't know what will happen."

"Presumably there isn't a real person named Mario who had to jump off a cliff for my entertainment."

"Singer's not evil--he's just a philosopher. [pause] It's okay to laugh. That was a joke."

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"Wouldn't it be great if you could re-grow your limbs and such? Kids games would be so much different. It'd be like, 'Ha ha, Corey! I got your leg!'"