Quoteses, I have, yessss....

"Well, I guess that Joe's a baby-killer."

"I see we have a bunch of science majors here to make sure that their souls don't entirely corrode and rot away."

"Latin club was actually really cool!"

"When middle-aged white guys are up there trying to tell you they're cronk, why, that's just whack!"

"If you can smoke while doing it, it's a fine sport."

"Nothing wrong with our cows. I feel FINE! [making 'mad cow' face]"

"I want to get high."

"You just want to get high...BECAUSE IT'S SO FREAKIN' FUN!!!"

"Gosh, I'm feeling lecherous right now, so I think I'm going to go commit adultery."