"The vice says, 'Hey, baby, it's all good!'"

"Ah hah! I now have an idol!"

"Yo-ho, let's be greedy!"

"He's goin' extracurricular with that magazine, there."

"It's like, 'Hey, how you doin'?' and 'Hey, how YOU doin'?' and then it's BANG!"

"Cool! An El Camino! [cue porn soundtrack]"

"Woo hoo! You might have syphilis too!"
[webmaster's note: Hey! And it even rhymes! I see a future rock hit coming from this one...]