"Maybe the actual world contains no Wyma at all! It is the BEST of all possible worlds, after all."

"I know ABOUT Cthulhu, but I was never a part of the cult."

"The worst of it is behind you...ready and waiting to stab you in the back!"

"It gets really freaky really quick, but we're not gonna' get our freak on."

"Man, my nose is really itching me! I knew I shouldn't have done all that cocaine this morning."

"Well, that rules out the drug party."

"Shane got the Weed of Time...hopefully we'll all be able to share it soon."

"English majors? Why do we need to worry about them? It's not like they'll be able to get jobs, anyway."

"Philosophy is like a vampire. There is no subject so full of life and juice and blood that philosophy can't attatch itself to it and suck it dry."

"My pet is Trixy Magnetic."

"Clearly [with a porn name like Cinderella Shorline], I'd be starring in transvestite movies."

"Plato is my dead, gay, pagan homey."

"Or we could be like the Canadians and get drunk and go shoot a moose."