Brought to you by Ethics 2009:

"I think that is the the kinda of question a good Christian wouldn't ask"
--long nasally breath (class introduction tradition)
And its response: "Witch, witch!! Burn him!!!...Which is a dangerous accusation at Calvin."

"Do I have a fork?"
--response to cannibal question of would you eat (name a companion)?

"Today Ethics is Holy, everything is coming in 3s"

"My hand is just not wanting to make letters today."
--Wyma struggles again with the lecture room markers