Have a wonderful Christmas break, folks, from all one of us here at Life of Wyma. See you in January!

It's finals week, so this will probably be the last post of the semester. After this, we won't be seeing more until Jan term begins on the 7th of January.

"Dang, we is cool!"

"What to do in this situation? Be a bad-ass!...Be cheerful!"

"Cruelty is like the sprinkles on the ice-cream."

"I heard from your parents, and they hate you."

"I'm not actually wearing anything right now and I feel fine."

"The world doesn't give a rat's patoot whether you live or die, or succeed or fail."

"Look at Mozart, Colin Powell, Queen Elizabeth, and then look at Johnny Knoxville...This guy is just begging you to kick him on the floor."

"We might disagree over Sean Connery, but if you dressed him up enough, I'd go out with him."

"Now, chances are ignorance of the law wouldn't pass in a southern cracker court."

"Hum de dum-dum, I'm coming back with my trophies of human body parts! Hey, somebody broke into my house!"

"Anybody here ever gone into anaphalactic shock? It's a trip, man!"

"I'm disturbed by anybody who doesn't actually want to use drugs!"
~Wyma on chemical dependency

"I'm not being homo-erotic here, I'm trying to describe the sublime!"
~Wyma on aesthetics

"Man, I wish I had a bitchin' pad in Soho!"
~Wyma on affordable housing

"My wife gave me some good drugs, so I soldiered through and managed to stuff myself anyway."
~Wyma on the joys of Thanksgiving