"I heard from your parents, and they hate you."

"I'm not actually wearing anything right now and I feel fine."

"The world doesn't give a rat's patoot whether you live or die, or succeed or fail."

"Look at Mozart, Colin Powell, Queen Elizabeth, and then look at Johnny Knoxville...This guy is just begging you to kick him on the floor."

"We might disagree over Sean Connery, but if you dressed him up enough, I'd go out with him."