"Now, chances are ignorance of the law wouldn't pass in a southern cracker court."

"Hum de dum-dum, I'm coming back with my trophies of human body parts! Hey, somebody broke into my house!"

"Anybody here ever gone into anaphalactic shock? It's a trip, man!"

"I'm disturbed by anybody who doesn't actually want to use drugs!"
~Wyma on chemical dependency

"I'm not being homo-erotic here, I'm trying to describe the sublime!"
~Wyma on aesthetics

"Man, I wish I had a bitchin' pad in Soho!"
~Wyma on affordable housing

"My wife gave me some good drugs, so I soldiered through and managed to stuff myself anyway."
~Wyma on the joys of Thanksgiving