"...And after they're done, we'll have a dogfight."

"What I want to see is a couple goin' at it in a public restroom, then, look up and say, 'Sweet Fancy Moses, WHAT IS THAT SMELL!?!"

"We know Will is lying, so that means none."

"But truth is objective, so I win!!"

"I thought one of my Cards of Power had disappeared there for a second."

"...I'm omniscient and benevolent."

"Bill, we are going to seriously curtail your freedom and place you in prison, where you will become the plaything of your cellmate, Bubba."