"Man, there are a lot of people in this scene...I wish my life were more like that!"
~Keith on porn
"[proctology] isn't the most glorious of medical professions, but if something down there gets broken, you're gettin' it fixed, one way or another."
"You know, that whole Judas thing came as a surprise."
"Was it said by a woman? Then it's wrong!"
"You gotta' off-road in your SUV and run over that little hermit shack."
"Despite all the German philosophy covering it up, it's remarkably easy."
"Kevin goes to jail as a drug-trafficker to elementary school children."
"I might as well live for booze and crack now."
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