"I just can't stand those sanctimonious 'Next Generation' folks, going on every week about the Prime Directive and breaking it every other week."

"I should have known it would only be the geek philosophy majors in here who would appreciate Star Trek."

"This is how I knew I could get a job in Philosophy: Look at the competition!"
~Keith, referring to a lecture given on-campus Thursday night.

"Anything west of the Mississippi was just cowboys and hooligans, so I didn't care."

"I'm just picking a good American brand, although that may be a contradiction of terms."

"[Crack cocaine] is that good. It's so wonderful."

-"Will, do you have some obsession that you need to deal with?"
-"Oh come on, that's only two [cheap whore] references!"
-"Yeah, in the LAST 15 MINUTES!"
~An exchange between Keith and myself