Greetings, my friends. For those of you not in the know, Keith Wyma's wife gave birth to a baby boy last Wednesday, a strapping young lad named Colin. This webmaster sends his best wishes to the Wyma family and sincerely prays that their family will continue to grow in love. That being said, let the Wyma-isms flow!

"Never attempt to argue with a woman who is giving birth...And forget about trying to make her laugh!"

"Those contractions are kinda' fun. 'Whoa, here comes a big one!'"

"Eric, go rape your neighbor."

"There's nothing like the God of the Bible to mess up the God of theology."

"I suspect if one of you pooped on me within the first fifteen minutes of our acquaintance, I wouldn't enjoy hanging out with you nearly as much."