"Three Mile Island was a picnic compared to this [my son's meltdown]"

"Blue moons, Wyma's wrong, it happens."

"Maybe it's time to disconnect the telephone line and make the most of the evening."

"Never force a politician to choose between his constituency and his job."

And a bonus classic just for good measure:

"If you want to carve out your brain and join the new age movement..." 11/28/2001