And now, a little bit of classic Wyma from days of old (courtesy of Dave Zemke):

"scientists would be philosophers if they were smarter!" 4/23/2000

You know its a fine sport if you can smoke while doing it." 4/25/2000

"Oooh! A point of wonder...lets memorize this!" 4/30/2001

"Jesus is spawning...The last temptaion of christ" 5/2/2001

"You're your own god, YOU'RE the frickin' BIG G here folks. " 11/28/2000

"Heaven's Gate? Thank you for removing yourself from the breeding stock!" 2/11/2002

"Of course murder is wrong for YOU... now, please lean to the left a little so I can shoot you behind the ear!" 2/22/2002

"My subjective truth is that everyone should die...thats why I'm a stockholder in Cheetos!"2/22/2002

"Its time for romance, lets get butt naked and screw!!!!" 3/4/2002

"God doesn't just like little sorority girl noses..." 3/18/02

More to come later today...