"Doesn't everybody like the smell of gasoline?...Ohh, man I gotta' go fill up again!"

"[Peter Johnson] is really skilled at scaling walls and moving silently and breaking into jewelry boxes."

"It was as if somebody took a weasel, hopped it up on crystal meth, and stuffed it into a toddler costume. That was my son."

"If you're thinking about getting married, seek counselling."