"Does Ayer just walk in and go, 'RAPING GUEST?!!'"

"We were all sitting around these circular tables, strapped into our own electric chairs. The professor would point to the board and yell out things like 'fish!!' and we could just push our own button when we'd had enough." - Wyma on his intermediate logic dream.

"Well, now we're just going to have to slap you, because you haven't said anything meaningful."

"I felt like some old guy giving some kid advice who just came out: 'This is how I did it!'"

"That's the best name...ever! I want to change my name to Bob Loblaw."

"Heideggar is one of the reasons the logical positivists got started, because they realized...that's just cracked."

"The logical positivists try to take it all in and just wind up projectile-vomiting it all out."

"Let's lick the disc."

"Colin's running around like, 'I need pants! I need big pants!' and I'm like, 'No! No pants!'"

"It's not so much handling the physical rigors of the Asian PH trip, but handling a blacked-out Forrest Baird."

"The communist society: everyone gets a car...sort of. It's a car that goats will eat."

Keith: "I'm now twice the age of incoming freshman..."
Ian: "Can't date 'em."
Keith: "Thanks Ian, that's good advice."

"I've actually been in the room for an hour now, I've just now allowed you to notice me."

"The Classics major makes you seem British, and if you're British you're like five social classes up."