"That's the best name...ever! I want to change my name to Bob Loblaw."

"Heideggar is one of the reasons the logical positivists got started, because they realized...that's just cracked."

"The logical positivists try to take it all in and just wind up projectile-vomiting it all out."

"Let's lick the disc."

"Colin's running around like, 'I need pants! I need big pants!' and I'm like, 'No! No pants!'"