From the first day of Ethics:
"If by pimp, you mean one who rents out other human beings for profit, then no, I am not a pimp. However, if by pimp you mean the current hip-hop slang, which is used to refer to one of unspeakable funkiness, then yes, I am a pimp."

"This is why I had to leave Indiana. I couldn't make a shot to save my life."

"It may surprise you to know that I have, in fact, been run over by a chariot. At the Indy 500 track, no less."

"And I see that there are a good number of biology majors in here, trying to make something of themselves before losing their souls."