"There is a certain glow about the philosophy department."

"One of my basic rules of life is that if the SWAT team comes, you're going to jail."

"One of those guys who's gonna' remove themselves from the gene pool early."

"Was this while he was there or while you were stalking him?"
(on a student's account of a visit to Colin Powell's house)

"Looks like several attempts at a Darwin Award in this class."

"Mmm-mm. Goat entrails! It's what the gods love!"