Dr. Wyma insisted that if I were to post the following quotes from our most recent and rousing feminist discussion, they were to be preceded by a disclaimer, additional to the one on the left of the screen, noting that these quotes are terribly out of context, primarily in sarcastic jest, and not actually what Keith believes.

"What we want is women who will have sex with us and not bother us with troublesome things like babies afterward."

"How dare you take liberties with me! - and then she starts mow'n on him."

"Scully was always wearing non-sensible shoes. Just wear some flats, woman!"

Stephen: "Maybe it's that I just woke up, but I don't see the connection here..."
Wyma: "Perhaps if I slap you upside the head a few times?"

"I know! I'll hypnotize her with my Wendy's burger and if that doesn't work I'll give her a rufie and then maybe we'll go out or something..."

"I mean, if you want an actual learned opinion on this, ask a theologian."

"She doesn't strike me as someone who wants to chase me with a torch and probably castrate me if she catches me."

"So, I decide to put on Jimmy Hendrix, and instantly the boys start taking their clothes off..."