"A rousing round of Rawls..."

"...and then the logical positivists start speaking in the public square, forgetting that they'd strapped a bunch of dynamite to themselves."

"As it turns out, other theories suck worse."

"Don't ever make any moral claims around me or I'll have to smack you."

"Let's be honest, any game that can conceivably end in a 0-0 tie can not be that exciting."